So i guess i’ll do what everyone does and do a recap of the year gone bye, i’ll try to make it short and sweet, so i guess i’ll do a top 10:
1.Pollution, so everything is the same, another year without the Kyoto Treaty, it seems “everyone” is there, except the polluters, heck you can even be there and still don’t give a fuck, so the world gets to be a even nicer dump, well at least sooner or later we will all be in it, there is no escape, after all the world is round.
2.Natural Resources, why didn’t i joined pollution with natural resources, the same people that populate the most are the ones that use the most resources, this mass production mass consumption model is quite marvelous, for the time being. What will we do when everything is gone?, i’ll guess will start making food and furniture out of people ^_^
3.Population, holly shit, this is all coming together very nicely, too much people, wayyy to much people.
4.Resources, poverty and hunger, still thrive, and for once i’m all for it, if people are poor and hungry maybe they’ll die quickly and leave something for the rest of us, i know i know, poor hungry people think making babies is a nice way to fill their stomach, those idiots….
5.Enterprise, uhhh should i say globalization?…uhhh i’m fucking scared, almost as much as testicular cancer, or ginger cookies, what is the problem? a couple of multinationals rule the world…shitttt like the rest of the governments in the world take care of it’s citizens interest any better, maybe with the exception of like the dope distribution on the Netherlands ^_^
6.Nuclear, nothing like the smell of roasting in a nuclear winter, that’s funny because with this climate changes, the ice age is coming real soon, that and the earths magnetic poles will reverse and man will gain the ability to think with only one head
7.War, i’ve said it once and i’ll said again, just straight country invasions or the all so natural genocides are a wonderful thing, it’s one of those bonding experiences that bring people together and evolve the human race, since mostly the lucky, the smart and the ruthless are the ones that survive, Darwin would have love this ~_^
8.Differences, yeah yeah things like racism, sexism, hatred of homosexuals, anti-semitism, anti-homosexuals (whatever that means), racism, xenophobia or my personal favorite hehehe sexism, still thrive, and thank whatever god for that, a world were everyone is respected and happy is a dull world, if there was a world without a gay black jew shudra conservative palestinian, who would i make fun of?
9. Third World, i really like the expression third world, much better that developing countries or sub-developed, or whatever, yeah everything is the same, “world trade” is still fucked up and everybody is still unhappy, wait i said everybody, ohhh sorry, i meant to say everybody on the third world ahaahahha
10. Fundamentalism, now tell me honestly, who doesn’t like some fundamentalism, we all love it, some is the religious kind, some it’s the “nationalism” kind, and some is the “fear” kind, any way, the point here is, this only works if people are not in school and use drugs, yeahh didn’t you know? all dope heads are fundamentalists
11.Disease, well 2005 is gone and still the 2004 Copenhagen Consensus, didn’t do shit, aids is still spreading like wild fire, i always have a nice feeling in my heart when i see people from all around the world coming together and invent stupid treaties or in this case…consensus, now i can sleep better, for a moment there is was getting preoccupied
12.Climate, this was a nice year for weather, lot’s of strange things happening, yeah a couple of people died (that’s always good), lot’s of caos and disorder, for me it seems that the the ice age is coming and as for me i can’t wait to go skiing
So i lied, it’s 12, like those 12 step plans, not all is bad, most of it is quite good, 2005 was after all a good year, ohh and the top 12, is nowhere to be in order, so if anyone puts it in the right order i’ll give you a signed fiendish.org t-shirt, hahaah, good luck, you dumb fucks
