Fiendish ^-^

Seems today is the day of the beast, ohh joy of joys, in North America all churches are full, and everywhere people are fucking scared, seems today the world will end (gotta write this one faster), ignorance is truly blissed, hell even wikipedia explains it better, religion is a fucking set of beliefs therefore, not reality per se, it’s all in your head, if even god showed up, or angels, or the devil (yeah yeah the devil is everywhere and inside each one of us, whatever) changing the meaning of literature to fit ones means is such devoid of originality, but if none of these guys show up, what in the hell will happen on 06.06.06?

Goddamn this is so fucking stupid (if it was the year 666 then it would be even more idiotic), the Julian calendar and the “calendar all western world uses” > The Gregorian Calendar, are arithmetical solar calendars combined more or less with Cristian holidays, in making these, the Roman Catholic Church tried not to deviated so much with what happen when the earth moved around the sun, now just because some obscure passage on the Book of Revelation or as i like to say the “we are all going to fucking burn in hell” book, things like the Genesis on the old testament or the Apocalypse on the new testament are just literature, one thing is the teachings (or better yet, the presumed teachings) of some prophet/wise man/guru whatever, another, completely different thing, is fiction, people being scared of a fucking analogy of dragons and beasts (analogy between beasts and the roman empire) and idiotic superstitions with numbers, being 777 perfection and 666 the opposite of perfection, just remembers me why religion is the paradise of the feeble minded.

(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V is the formula that describes the “ideal female ass” in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry, according to psychology lecturer David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England: S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

What can i say, this “psychology” “lecturer” knows what i like, he must have been a brain surgeon or a butt sniffing monkey in his after life, fucking idiot, just the premise, “ideal female ass” what the fuck means that?, is it ideal for sitting? ideal for staring at? ideal for grabbing in the back of the train…what? what? you dumb fucking squirrel ass lover, don’t you fucking tell me whats ideal or not, the ideal would be for you to stop fucking getting excuses to grab ass, Mr David Holmes is my hero, muhahaha.

Maybe its just me, but don’t you all think that someone is trying to kill you, i was wondering that when i was scavenging my fridge, that tingly “i don’t know what it is but it sure is a tingly feeling” kind of thing, i think everyone is trying to kill everyone, if there were no laws i would for sure go on a gay bashing, nigger hunting, jewish stoning or just kick every white guy in the nuts (no women, since we all know women are the “next black meat”) that would be fun.

Why would i do that on a anarchist regime (or a communist utopia….)?

Because an utopia, for humans, is being able to do whatever comes to our mind, going with our gut feeling, why not kill, rape, hell why not do some bestiality or spend all day eating chips and staring at the ceiling, there is no difference, why do all rules, laws, religion, suck, because they go against our nature ^_^ that and some “chicken stuffing”.

Relationships are a hardship, more if it involves such things has love, actually it’s a pain in the ass, and i’m not talking about anal, well yes i am, but not only, basically i see the point but i don’t understand it, why should I?

I think everyone, me included just think way to much about it, like there was a especial formula that would solve everything, there isn’t, but we all would like to think that its there, somewhere…over the rainbow… ehhehee, there isn’t but hell we are all humans (some more than others) why can’t we just get along, there is birth control, why don’t women just fuck around, probably because they all hate penises, so they really have to like the guy, really really, just to get it on, maybe…. maybe it’s the guys that just don’t want to spend a couple of weeks enjoying some “quality time” with a girl.

Why do things have to be complicated and grey?, because they don’t have to…one of the joys of being a human is the ability to change your mind, or if your to lazy, the ability to lie, yeah lying is always a good idea, at least there won’t be any pain in your ass.

Yeahh we all want them, bitches need it because they have this strange obsession to stick big things up their whatnot’s (i love the world, yeah i said world) when the dick pops out, rock hard like a kitchen appliance, with that shiny head ooooosing with those pheromones, with a nice slow sexy music in the background and bitches would fucking follow it wherever it go, to the supermarket, to the doctor, to all the whore houses your a regular, so if you have a big one, and can magically make music pop out on the background you can rule all women, yeahh that and word peace.