Why am i talking about a game? ohhh well when suckiness comes around i like to poke at it a bit, and spore the game really sucks, to make it short and sweet, the idea was good, but basically its 5 really bad obnoxius mini games that run around the same 2 or 3 options and finally the last game is a fuking idiotic game with unrealistic options, its all a freaking mess and above all else its not even that much fun to play, its boring and made for 6 year olds, now my rant has a purpuse, and its not about unrealistic expectations and the absolute hipping this game had, its about those fucking game magazines and freaking cocksucking online game review portals, ohh fucking jesus, i know i know we see it time and time again, when its a random game they are very honest and have loads of integrity, but in this case they give the game a flying 5 Starts 100% fuck colours, even the obvious fanboyism asside, the game is so clearly bad, but i guess because it comes from the almighty EA, they are going to just bendover and fucking take it throught their eye balls and say what a fucking glorious game it is, ahhh there really is no journalistic integrity when money is envolved, ohh well if you read this, take my penyless advice and dont fucking buy the game.

Instead of going after the church of scientology (such an obvious target muhahhahaa) i’m going to create a trilogy, yes you heard me i’m going to say my peace regarding the 3 best “selling” books in the world, in case you don’t know, they are: “The Bible” (like the word of god, but it was his son that said it, and some people wrote about it, so in theory it’s something like hearsay), Mao’s The Little Red Book (very popular with the chinese, they use it for everything, it’s reported uses range from total protection from HIV and as flotation device) and the American Spelling Book (bought all over the world, maybe not so much in america, muahahah), what? hum? were? yeah are these 3 shitty books?, is fiend going retro with a “oh my gawd i’m now a acclaimed book critic, give me the money or i’ll skull fuck you”, maybe… you’ll just have to wait.

Anyway, since this is a intro, i should talk about something, lets say… the world series (just because the world cup is going on), why in the hell the fucking americans call the final part of their national baseball league, world series?, hell the sport (if you can call it a sport, i’ll comment on that later) is barely played and enjoyed in the states, the other countries that have it just do it because they are subservient to america, shit, and they for sure don’t play on the world series, its one of those times when you can see how narrow the americans are, well narrow in a morbid obese kind of way.

First… how do you know you’re a redneck…well if you live in the united states of america and you live at least 100 miles from salt water ocean…then you are a redneck, congratulations you are part of a selected american inbreed, so this is just a shout out to all you rednecks, go fuck yourselves

And i don’t mean the fucking astrofuckingsucking sign…that’s just wrong, i mean people that just don’t have sex, it’s great, it’s what makes us human, the choice, the ability to choose, to ignore a clear living instinct, it’s quite a marvelous thing to witness, that is why i admire virgins so much, that and the fact that they aren’t reproducing, and taking away my space, my oxygen and my food

In case you don’t know what i’m talking about…ferrero rocher its a chocolate and it sucks…so why? well it’s always the same shit, for years now we have to endure, their 1960 publicity saying they ain’t gonna sell the fucking chocolate in the summer because it would ruin it…fuck me, they say that but in the Summer they are selling other chocolates …ohhh yeah nutela is not chocolate, there’s no problem, because those are summer chocolate..fluffy summer chocolates with cute cuddly rabbits with cute little pointing ears….stupid fucks and i’m even talking about the disgusting chocolate, cheap chocolate with vomiting inducing soft chocolate with a 3 year old hazelnut…ohhhhhh so good