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Spore The Game Sucks

fiend — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:56 +0000

Why am i talking about a game? ohhh well when suckiness comes around i like to poke at it a bit, and spore the game really sucks, to make it short and sweet, the idea was good, but basically its 5 really bad obnoxius mini games that run around the same 2 or 3 options and finally the last game is a fuking idiotic game with unrealistic options, its all a freaking mess and above all else its not even that much fun to play, its boring and made for 6 year olds, now my rant has a purpuse, and its not about unrealistic expectations and the absolute hipping this game had, its about those fucking game magazines and freaking cocksucking online game review portals, ohh fucking jesus, i know i know we see it time and time again, when its a random game they are very honest and have loads of integrity, but in this case they give the game a flying 5 Starts 100% fuck colours, even the obvious fanboyism asside, the game is so clearly bad, but i guess because it comes from the almighty EA, they are going to just bendover and fucking take it throught their eye balls and say what a fucking glorious game it is, ahhh there really is no journalistic integrity when money is envolved, ohh well if you read this, take my penyless advice and dont fucking buy the game.

I Lost My Mojo

fiend — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 20:55:43 +0000

Damn, i think i lost my mojo, what is mojo, you might say ? Well you can see it as that tingly feeling you get on a first kiss, date or date rape…so i was sitting down when i started thinking: why do people sit down ?, So i got up and started to think: how would i know i lost my mojo ?, and how can i get it back ?, or do i really wanted it back ?

A lot of questions and little room for maneuverer, if i bring materialism into the question, i can deduct that if it exists it has to be something, therefore i should be able to touch, smell, but as i recollect there wasn’t any particular smell, so maybe materialism wouldn’t suffice, maybe it’s something purely in my head, a form of idealism, if that would be so, how can i lose it ?, even if i lost my memory it would be of no consequence because its existence in the first place would be ephemeral, it’s just an interpretation of my mind, fusing my knowledge with my imagination on a cacophony of purely mental interpretations of what is real, this is all fine and dandy but it doesn’t solve my hypothetical problem, how can i return that feeling ?

By recurring to the actual experience of the event and live it again ?, in a sort of attempt to conceive some form of unsatisfactory replication of reality gone by or should i just try and recollect my memories of the subject and just try and construct it mentally, both seem insufficient and therefore prompt to failure, so all in all, i think i will sit down.

Top of the Pops?

fiend — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 14:37:34 +0000

Instead of going after the church of scientology (such an obvious target muhahhahaa) i’m going to create a trilogy, yes you heard me i’m going to say my peace regarding the 3 best “selling” books in the world, in case you don’t know, they are: “The Bible” (like the word of god, but it was his son that said it, and some people wrote about it, so in theory it’s something like hearsay), Mao’s The Little Red Book (very popular with the chinese, they use it for everything, it’s reported uses range from total protection from HIV and as flotation device) and the American Spelling Book (bought all over the world, maybe not so much in america, muahahah), what? hum? were? yeah are these 3 shitty books?, is fiend going retro with a “oh my gawd i’m now a acclaimed book critic, give me the money or i’ll skull fuck you”, maybe… you’ll just have to wait.

Anyway, since this is a intro, i should talk about something, lets say… the world series (just because the world cup is going on), why in the hell the fucking americans call the final part of their national baseball league, world series?, hell the sport (if you can call it a sport, i’ll comment on that later) is barely played and enjoyed in the states, the other countries that have it just do it because they are subservient to america, shit, and they for sure don’t play on the world series, its one of those times when you can see how narrow the americans are, well narrow in a morbid obese kind of way.

Redneck Rampage

fiend — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:25:17 +0000

First… how do you know you’re a redneck…well if you live in the united states of america and you live at least 100 miles from salt water ocean…then you are a redneck, congratulations you are part of a selected american inbreed, so this is just a shout out to all you rednecks, go fuck yourselves

Virgins rule sooo much

fiend — Mon, 12 Dec 2005 00:07:33 +0000

And i don’t mean the fucking astrofuckingsucking sign…that’s just wrong, i mean people that just don’t have sex, it’s great, it’s what makes us human, the choice, the ability to choose, to ignore a clear living instinct, it’s quite a marvelous thing to witness, that is why i admire virgins so much, that and the fact that they aren’t reproducing, and taking away my space, my oxygen and my food

Ferrero rocher sucksss

fiend — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:24:14 +0000

In case you don’t know what i’m talking about…ferrero rocher its a chocolate and it sucks…so why? well it’s always the same shit, for years now we have to endure, their 1960 publicity saying they ain’t gonna sell the fucking chocolate in the summer because it would ruin it…fuck me, they say that but in the Summer they are selling other chocolates …ohhh yeah nutela is not chocolate, there’s no problem, because those are summer chocolate..fluffy summer chocolates with cute cuddly rabbits with cute little pointing ears….stupid fucks and i’m even talking about the disgusting chocolate, cheap chocolate with vomiting inducing soft chocolate with a 3 year old hazelnut…ohhhhhh so good

Seem Rita is nicer than Katrina

fiend — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:17:20 +0000

Well i don’t like americans very much…hell i don’t like everyone, they aren’t that special, but it seems that the Apocalypse part 2 didn’t happen … how nice to them, just a little bit of flooding and some oil refineries on stand bye, now, if they had just signed the kyoto treaty … they could yell and scream all their hearts out… dumb fucks

Katrina my ass

fiend — Fri, 09 Sep 2005 17:51:33 +0000

just as a short comment….it didn’t take long/lot for americans to regress to medieval times ^_^ yeahhh baby we all know medieval RULES

Top 5 hermaphrodite

fiend — Sun, 28 Aug 2005 22:47:30 +0000

1….they fucking have 1 more thing than everybody else
2….they can go to the ladies and the boys bathroom
3….they are rich (because poor people are happy with just one)
4….you can never know
5….and last but not least they come from spain..yeah all of them

Ahh man are number 1

fiend — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 23:22:46 +0000

It seems man are more clever than women, ohhh please, like it’s news…we all know it, if they were smarter they would rule the world, and we all know man rules (and rocks by the way), and all the bitches in the world wished they had a weapon in their skirts like us men (and that includes the men that wear skirts), yeahhh that’s the spot ohhhh yeahh they not only are Mankind’s servants I know for a fact that they actually enjoy it, those sluts.

Ohh just as a side note, this “research” was made from the same ppl that said that white people are smarter than black people, and the doctor is…yeah you guessed it…..a white male

That just sums it up

fiend — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 12:11:27 +0000

“My thoughts a radiant beacon to the omnidirectional hunter-god radar
I’m a markerlight of flesh to these subconscious carnivores”

Music Meshuggah
Name In Death – Is Death
Album Catch 33

Dificult to get into the standart

fiend — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 02:55:55 +0000

I was going to rant about astrology, but hey fuck dat, talk about it later, i know the ppl that come here just want to watch stupid ppl doing stupid things BAKA !!! ^_^ hehehhe