(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V is the formula that describes the “ideal female ass” in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry, according to psychology lecturer David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England: S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.
What can i say, this “psychology” “lecturer” knows what i like, he must have been a brain surgeon or a butt sniffing monkey in his after life, fucking idiot, just the premise, “ideal female ass” what the fuck means that?, is it ideal for sitting? ideal for staring at? ideal for grabbing in the back of the train…what? what? you dumb fucking squirrel ass lover, don’t you fucking tell me whats ideal or not, the ideal would be for you to stop fucking getting excuses to grab ass, Mr David Holmes is my hero, muhahaha.
