Chips sodomize the world

February 22nd, 2006 by fiend under glimpse of genius

Yeah you heard me, fucking chips, we all know fast foods will kill us, and like most vices you know it’s bad but you do it any way, the interesting thing about chips, is that they are everywhere, those damm chips, what the fuck, you can ask for pizza, taco, hamburger, whatever, but chips always come with them, shit, the french fries/chips/taters are the killers, lets get to the facts, shall we:

Potatoes are basically water, carbohydrate and vitamin C, that sounds good, until we reach the toxic parts, including solanine and chaconine (that can cause things like headaches, diarrhea, cramps and in severe cases coma and death), frying a potato, does destroy most of the toxin, but not all of it, ohhh but i also destroys almost all the nutrients including the vitamin C, now we add the frying oil, with that you acquire fat (usually saturated), not only that it also creates a sub product named acrylamide (a carcinogen, just like smoking and gambling) or better yet they use “trans fats” cooking oils that increase diseases like atherosclerosis or coronary heart disease, so in the end you get a sugary/salty carbohydrate full of “cancer inducing” fat sprinkled with tasty toxins, hummm that sounds….wonderfull

So what’s the point of all of this, well if you are thinking of suicide, but you aren’t that sure about it, well, maybe instead of jumping off a building or cutting something, why not go to some fast foods, preferably 3 times a day for a full year, i guarantee in the end you will feel week, miserable, depressed and for all intentions and purposes half dead, the “jumping off a building” will be a breeze ^_^

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