Coca Cola is Evil, EVIL I SAY

I know coca cola as thrived based on it’s marketing, they connect themselves with the belief that drinking the beverage will make you happy, that you will live a long life, that you will be always young, hey even freaking fucking santa “i’m the god of christmas” claus drinks it (and he is red because coca cola is red, and coca cola is red because red is the colour of death), well even though its a brilliant ploy and has without a tough been a success.

Now, this latest campaign troubles me in a “i wish i know the coca colas ceo’s address so i can wait for him and beat the fuck out of him”, it is clear to me that they were making a blatant relation between drinking coca cola and living a long life (drink cola>makes you happy>if you are happy>you live a long life) and that shit is not only based on a faulty premise (happiness is not something that can be measured, you are happy sometimes, you are not happy sometimes, you are indifferent sometimes, how can you say that if you are 100% all the time happy that you will live longer?, that’s just absurd…I’m confused…), so i guess its a pure fucking lie, it makes me sick (and jealous), so I’m done with coca cola products, fuck them, fuck their endorsements, fuck their marketing machine and i assure everyone that if you go my way and don’t touch the ville thing, you will have a much bigger probability of living longer…