I know coca cola as thrived based on it’s marketing, they connect themselves with the belief that drinking the beverage will make you happy, that you will live a long life, that you will be always young, hey even freaking fucking santa “i’m the god of christmas” claus drinks it (and he is red because coca cola is red, and coca cola is red because red is the colour of death), well even though its a brilliant ploy and has without a tough been a success.
Now, this latest campaign troubles me in a “i wish i know the coca colas ceo’s address so i can wait for him and beat the fuck out of him”, it is clear to me that they were making a blatant relation between drinking coca cola and living a long life (drink cola>makes you happy>if you are happy>you live a long life) and that shit is not only based on a faulty premise (happiness is not something that can be measured, you are happy sometimes, you are not happy sometimes, you are indifferent sometimes, how can you say that if you are 100% all the time happy that you will live longer?, that’s just absurd…I’m confused…), so i guess its a pure fucking lie, it makes me sick (and jealous), so I’m done with coca cola products, fuck them, fuck their endorsements, fuck their marketing machine and i assure everyone that if you go my way and don’t touch the ville thing, you will have a much bigger probability of living longer…
January 18th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Right fucking on man! fuck coca cola - live longer!
January 18th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
I’ve switched to 7up muhahahah ^^
September 6th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
i have worked for them and i quit because i realised they are realy evil
February 25th, 2009 at 5:06 am
Coca-Cola is a completely fabricated FRANKENSTEIN of a drink. Nothing about it is real and it doesn’t even have a natural derivative. It’s gross and I will never touch the foul thing again.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
don’t get me started on beer or milk muhahahah >_<
May 23rd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
umm.. im sorry but u didn’t really say why Coca-Cola was evil, other than they are trying to get people to buy their product because they think it will make people happy. That means just about every restaurant or toy store is as well. There are no facts here such as Coke murdering their employees in far off countries or their shady business practices. Just a load of fucks.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:52 am
or go to this link
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brendagoodchild/3600186357/sizes/m/
they are criminal and they trying to create new health drink called vitamin water what a load corporate wank
June 20th, 2009 at 10:42 am
hummm, that page is private… but yeah coca cola is one fishy company…
June 20th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Coca Cola is an evil company. Even though they have billions in capital they still beleive in short handing their consumers. Coca Cola was the first company that created the new 2 liter cap which makes your soda last 30% less after its original seal is uncovered. There are actually very few people that know about this so spread the word and stay away from coke products…
June 21st, 2009 at 2:40 am
what do you mean 30% less? is this another tooth paste has a bigger opening because they want you to spend more tooth paste? hummm?