Long live the boy scouts

Boy Scouts (or as i like to call them, Retard Nation) suck not only the boys and girls all the fucking organization and branches suck, why? do you say, well those bastard birdbrain mothafuckers are in a paramilitary organization that likes underage children with idiots for parents that don’t have the time or patience to really educate their children so they fucking throw then to this shitty piehole organization, sure it all sounds cute and funny, why do children have to endure educational reprises, shit a rigid set of rules (yeah i know i had to go to their shity site to find out) …. to be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent, only fucking jesus, i know i’m not the best candidate to critic but, obedient, cheerful or thrifty are a bit suspect full don’t you think? more? using uniforms, having to perform duties and raise money for unknown purposes… sure its fun to help the old people cross the road, or peddle “unknown origin” cookies, but you have to read the fine print, you must believe in god, shit…and if i lie about it, can i still get in….sure i can their rules don’t say a fucking thing about lying (well if they do i don’t care), ohh and you can’t be gay, yeah i know gay ppl suck, wait… WAIT… does that mean there is sex in boy scouts, YAY sure the boys and girls are all fucked up brainwashed but that just make them easy pray, shit the uniform is sexy as hell, those mini skirts on the girls are fucking hot, i don’t want some faggets ruining for us all, hahaha