Spore The Game Sucks

Why am i talking about a game? ohhh well when suckiness comes around i like to poke at it a bit, and spore the game really sucks, to make it short and sweet, the idea was good, but basically its 5 really bad obnoxius mini games that run around the same 2 or 3 options and finally the last game is a fuking idiotic game with unrealistic options, its all a freaking mess and above all else its not even that much fun to play, its boring and made for 6 year olds, now my rant has a purpuse, and its not about unrealistic expectations and the absolute hipping this game had, its about those fucking game magazines and freaking cocksucking online game review portals, ohh fucking jesus, i know i know we see it time and time again, when its a random game they are very honest and have loads of integrity, but in this case they give the game a flying 5 Starts 100% fuck colours, even the obvious fanboyism asside, the game is so clearly bad, but i guess because it comes from the almighty EA, they are going to just bendover and fucking take it throught their eye balls and say what a fucking glorious game it is, ahhh there really is no journalistic integrity when money is envolved, ohh well if you read this, take my penyless advice and dont fucking buy the game.