Riots you say, yeah well nowadays, it seems that for every little shitty thing, people start rioting, it doesn’t matter what it is, it’s rioting just for rioting, so i thought to myself, since rioting is an idiotic thing to do, inciting one might be good way to kill some idiots, so try and keep up with these easy steps:
1) Focus on crowds of fucking morons, try like religious, hippie tree “we are all going to die” hugers, republicans, basically anyone that loves something but doesn’t know anything about it.
2) Bring friends, you need a mob to incite the riot, we don’t want them all to turn on little young you, so a couple of friends spread out will do the trick, they’ll just have to shout “fuckin A” when you start talking.
3) Wait for the best moment, and then interrupt whoever is speaking, and don’t let him speak again, you don’t have to make sense to interrupt someone, just say exactly the opposite that he is saying, include words like “because God said so” or “there are way more studies that prove otherwise” or “Prove that right now, where’s the proof?”.
4) Start making outlandish claims, don’t be ashamed to lie, and lie with indignation, things like “i can believe they let a pedophile talk for us all” or “i saw him beat his wife” or “i was in college with him and saw him beat a dog” or “i fucked him in the ass and then he stalked me for months”.
5) Then if your a guy punch a girl of another ethnic group in the face or if your a girl punch a girl form another ethnic group on the ear.
and that’s about it, good luck and happy rioting ^^
