The Bible is a 2 part fiction novel, created by a crack team of demented desert people that had way too much time on their hands, the first part, the old testament, basically the jewie jew torah, were “Moises battles god”, and god is a damm prick that just wants to make everyone miserable and doesn’t give a flying fuck…so basically my kind of god…maybe that’s why the jews are bombing Lebanon… anyway the other part is the christian part, or as i like to call it the “god is a sissy and loves you all”, i don’t know what happened but this new god is a doozie…
Yes i know the old testament is the funniest shit since bush jr “won” the elections, ok ok, i’l stop the offensive stuff about the US president even though he rigged the elections and all America loves him for it, shit, gore invented the Internet..muahahah, well back to the point, even thought the creation of earth by god and the Adam and Eve thing (and everyone says jews are puritan…) the fact is that the new testament is not only an insult from christians to the jews… “my god is wayyy better than yours even though your god scares the shit out of us, so in the safe side we should include him as well”, so i guess the shit people said that Moises did, are not enough for Jesus?
Who the fuck does he think he is, reforming a perfectly plausible form of deranged megalomaniac fiction, damm are you going to screw with a god that made …. well everything and still took his time to flood the world, kill, destroy, kill first born’s (or was that only the jews…i get mixed up), and be a all round bad ass, well i guess that’s what sons due?, they idealize their parents, and try to create the perfect happy happy story, we (and all the jews know) who is most likely to be the guy upstairs, but what can i say Jesus (that was a jew) created a bestseller, well he didn’t? wait, he’s a character?, who in the hell wrote the story?
Yeah the new testament is the first collaborative fiction novel with the same character in the world, its a “who what” book, loads of hearsay, like…
“Peter” Ohhh people should clean their buts with palm tree branches
“John” Hey let’s put it in the book, and say that god said so, wait… better.. let’s say Jesus said it
“Peter” That’s brilliant, i love you
“John” Why are you starring at me?
I guess… they thought using jesus instead of god from the old testament might be a safer bet, just incase that god didn’t like the inside joke, because in the end this is joke, a book were the only merit is that it shows how important is education, if a person is educated to believe that macdonald’s hamburgers are good for you (thank you ronald) they will believe it blindly for the rest of their lives and they will teach it to their children, being it truth of false … is Israel bombing Lebanon?
