Grocery List:
- Females, ages: 12, 22 and 32
- Lots of healthy food to play with
- Lots of unhealthy food for nourishment
Timeline:
- 9:00 Waking up with a nice breakfast in bed, loads of sugary fatty breakfast stuff, probably pancakes with some fried waffles on a bacon and ice cream bed all topped off with wiped cream and apple syrup, and of course a blowjob from your 32 year old (practice makes perfect) to relive that nice morning boner, why 9 am? because it’s not too early and it’s not too late.
- 10.00 A nice shower, with some personal backrub from the 12 year old, since she can get to all those out of reach places.
- 12.00 Finally you are awake and ready to…read the newspapers and watch some cartoons on the tv, sitting on your 1 person super comfortable chair, it’s time to have some nice feet rubbing, just to let go of that sleep stress you might have, again the 32 year old, will gladly do this.
- 13.00 Ohhh yeahh, time for some grub, by now you’ll start wondering if its time to go to work so a quick and easy pizza, with some nice under the table clumsy blowjob by the 22 year old (so it will last longer), what?, you think, why not the 12 year old?…hell we all know what are they like, with candy on their mouths.
- 14:00 Time to go to work, a couple of kisses and some ass groping as you wave goodbye to your 3 ladies.
- 14:05 You remember on your drive way that you are a home worker, so you park the car and return to your house, were your beautiful ladies jump all over and give you a lot of hugs and kisses (hey even though guys don’t admit it, they do love it, just not all the time).
- 15:20 Time for some dry humping with the 12 year old until both the 22 and 32 get them self’s hot.
- 15:22 After exploding on your pants with all that dry humping you decide to go watch some tv (yeah screw the 22 and 32…).
- 16:30 You changed your mind and go get the 22 year old for some savage sex on some closet.
- 16:42 After taking 10 minutes to take your pants you explode all over the 12 year old, right when she went to the closet to get her barbies, damm that was good (good explosion and good timing).
- 19:00 Some nice anal sex with the 22 year old, because she’s wants at least some exclusivity.
- 19:01 It would have been nice but the way she was rubbing that gel on her ass made you explode all over her, well … except her ass.
- 20:00 Time for some grub and a lot of ass grabbing.
- 22:00 Some leisure time with the girls, especially the 12 year old, like watching the lion king or creating a a dictatorial government for kent, with all those barbie slaves
- 23:00 Time for some sweet loving on the bed, know you know, you’re gonna take your time, and give your best performance.
- 23:15 You again explode on your pijama pants, after the 12 year old sticks a finger up your ass.
- 23:20 Your sound asleep, after another perfect day ^_^
(ohhh gawd i just can’t stop laughing)
Eu não costumo gostar destas visões machistas…
…Mas também não consigo parar de rir. *
Muhaahah, ok, fine i’ll try and make “the perfect girl day”, i guess it would probably involve much less explosions and much more slapstick, since we all know girls don’t like sex, they like talking and humor and cute cuddly happy pink things (a vibrator with a cosplay costume comes to mind) ^_^
You are so fuckin’ rude.
You’re right, girls don’t like sex. Girls like to shopping all day and take a walk on the beach with cute, sensitive guys. Specially when they read poetry (or Haikus?).
(I’m lying.)
Rude?, I love you, i’m sensative and cute, and i can make haikus all day long, did i say i’m cute?
Ohh wait? your lying? so does that mean i’m not rude at all, uhhh thank you ^_^
If you are cute I don’t like you at all.
What? dammm, well, what is that expression…hummm You can’t have your cake and eat it too ^_^
I can have all of my own cake in the stomach.
That way you won’t have it for long ^_^
I can always make another one.
What’s the point? that would just increase the entropy…
What’s the point of having it for a long time if I can have another one, and another, and another…?
Because it’s an expression, not to be taken literally, and the point (at least for me) is… if you have another and another, entropy would just increase, and you still wouldn’t have have the cake and eat it too (again not literally more in the underlying spirit of the expression)