Don’t be Evil… sounds good, but sometimes you need to suck some cock if you want to make some sweet sweet money, thats what Google did when they turned their faced, dropped their pants and got fucked by Verizon… yes in the ass WHAT!… what thats not faggoting, shit… no, its sweet love, if you like that sort of thing…. then its all good, don’t be evil, still its kinda hard if you dont like it up the ass, im not going to dwelve on the details and shitty semantic corporate talk that was said, lets just go to the basics…
1) This is about Net Neutrality, besides all the tidbits, it all comes down to, the internet should be free from any tampering (controlling what you see, prioritizing traffic,…), thats it, so net neutrality guarantees a level playing field for everyone online, users, companies, services… so when you go online you know that you can get any site you want, thats it.
2) Any Agreements, Deal, Accords are not fucking LAW, so this deal between Google (the former “spear head for net neutrality”) and Verizon (the still actual “gimme money, or ill turn off your internets”) means shit, well no, it actually means our “greatest ally” for Net neutrality actually doesn’t give a fuck… especially if it messes with their bottom line, awesome…
3) Nowadays there there are already significant advantages that money can provide, more powerful servers and datacenters, better carrier peering, Akamai caching, you can only do those if you have money and thats already a powerful advantage and less than neutral, hell thats why Google sites are so fast, with this Verizon deal, Google basically gave, a big fuck you to everyone online, not only will their sites move faster, but any competition to Google sites might be slower, cause Verizon will give priority to Google sites.
Yeah yeah, i know im overly simplifying, but know what! Sometimes shit is actually brown, even if you dont care about net neutrality, if this shit goes down, you will end up one day looking at the screen of your computer wondering why every domain name you put in redirects you to Verizon News (a future cooperation between Verizon, MTV and Fox News it gives the news in a music video style) well thats weird… well at least you will be able to search on Google… ohhh wait Verizon got a better offer from Microsoft now you can only use Bing on Verizon net, nice… thanks Google… wait wasn’t Googles, ahhh i cant remember those crackers name anymore, FUCK THEM, but don’t be evil.