Instead of going after the church of scientology (such an obvious target muhahhahaa) i’m going to create a trilogy, yes you heard me i’m going to say my peace regarding the 3 best “selling” books in the world, in case you don’t know, they are: “The Bible” (like the word of god, but it was his son that said it, and some people wrote about it, so in theory it’s something like hearsay), Mao’s The Little Red Book (very popular with the chinese, they use it for everything, it’s reported uses range from total protection from HIV and as flotation device) and the American Spelling Book (bought all over the world, maybe not so much in america, muahahah), what? hum? were? yeah are these 3 shitty books?, is fiend going retro with a “oh my gawd i’m now a acclaimed book critic, give me the money or i’ll skull fuck you”, maybe… you’ll just have to wait.
Anyway, since this is a intro, i should talk about something, lets say… the world series (just because the world cup is going on), why in the hell the fucking americans call the final part of their national baseball league, world series?, hell the sport (if you can call it a sport, i’ll comment on that later) is barely played and enjoyed in the states, the other countries that have it just do it because they are subservient to america, shit, and they for sure don’t play on the world series, its one of those times when you can see how narrow the americans are, well narrow in a morbid obese kind of way.

